SEX HORROR STORIES
compiled by: Ashton Lane Smothermon
image: Ben Prentice
Sex can be invigorating and beautiful and a fun activity for all. Unfortunately, it can also be ugly, uncomfortable and unfortunate. So, in the spirit of the upcoming Halloween season, we gathered some friends together to tell their favorite sex horror stories. Here's to things that go bump in the night!
The Jalapeño Popper
"So my ex and I were making fajitas one night. He was chopping the jalapeños, and I was cutting up the veggies. Well, one thing lead to another and things got real heated real quick, like too fast to wash your hands off quick. Anyway, the lesson that jalapeño hands don't go in certain places was learned that night."
Blooooood!
"It was my first time hooking up with my then boyfriend (now husband), and he was really laying it on thick with the romance. There were candles, slow jams, the works. Everything was perfect! Sometime halfway through, I felt a drip of something hit my chest. I looked down, and it was blood! His nose was bleeding! So nasty."
The Missing Prince
"One night after many gatorade vodkas, an old friend and I ended up in bed together. It was kind of whatever, but the highlight of this hook up was the next morning when he realized that his Prince Albert bar was missing. We looked all through my bed for it and found nothing. I still don't know where it went to this day."
Sometime halfway through, I felt a drip of something hit my chest. I looked down, and it was blood!
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